The Top Ten reasons' to Shoot up your School.

I am getting so tired of hearing about these kids shooting at schools and each other...when kids are in high school you think they'd be a little more mature.....obviously not. So in honor of every high school punk who thinks they are better than the rest of the world and the ones that cry about everything else. This is for you loser's. The Top 10

1. They painted it after I told them not to. Like OMG...OMG.. the valley girls and snobs almost took out their weapons, but cell phones don't hurt (much)

2. Mrs. X said it was history re-enactment day. Yup Johnny, re-enactment....re-enactment....learn to read.

3. It's been done so many times in the past you don't want to be left out (like you always are, aren't you little Timmy)

4. It's the world's fault you didn't get any love from your mommy and daddy...that'll teach 'em right....kill total strangers.

5. Teachers don’t get combat pay. Or combat clothing, no protection and you never liked your Math teacher anyway.

6. Bill Gates got picked on in high school too. If the ultimate super nerd was picked on I must shoot up my school in his honor and the honor of all nerds...NOT, leave the man out of this.

7.No one shot up your school. That isn't nice, well your school IS nice but you deem it needs a few bullet holes and blood stains.

8.Prove your manhood; shoot up an armory instead. Might as well, the way these idiot teenagers are shooting up schools, us hard working tax payers might as well give schools armed guards and metal detectors.

9. The devil told me to do it....okay, leave George W. out of this.

10. (My personal favorite) There was nothing else to do today.

Life really isn’t that bad people, it isn't.

Things can always be worse and will most certainly get better as well. Only a total jerk (for lack of a better word) takes out his own personal problems on the rest of the world. So, you may be feeling bad this week. Smoke a joint for Christ sakes and leave the schools and innocent kids and teachers alone.