Can you believe this is real? I know I didn't!

One thing I love and hate about the internet is email. I think to a certain degree we can all relate to this love/hate relationship.....it's like being in an abusive relationship I deem.....you need it and at the same time hate yourself for having to need it.

So why am I writing about email. More importantly why did I title my post: Can you believe this is real? I know I didn't! The reason I am writing this is because


I am sick and tired of getting these stupid emails!! These absolutely retarded fools sending out spam telling us that they have just discovered that I can personally become a go-zillionaire (to quote Forrest Gump) if I simply send out a form with ALL of my personal banking information.

WOW-ZERS

Gee...I know I have a lot of tattoo's but ..... hold on I'll be right back .... (insert musical interlude here...perhaps Jeopardy theme)okay, I am back..YUP not ONE of my tattoo's says "STOOPID"

To that end I have decided to send out a thank you of sorts...not in the form of an exe file (evil grin) if you are any type of programmer you will understand the humor, if you don't understand the humor, well you are probably better off hehe.

So here is my thank you:

From: BARRISTER MARK FRED mark_fred00@yahoo.de
To: -------------------
Subject: INVESTMENT PROPOSAL
Date: 01-24-07 06:17
Dear Sir/madam,
I am a legal practitioner and an import-export consultant in Nigeria. One of
my client is interested in investing multi Million Dollars with your
company, and she is interested in investing in your country.
Kindly forward all your personal or company?s activities to me for
immediate decision on the investment programm.
Total amount to be invested Seventy Five Million Dollars=($75,000,000,00
USD)...............................Cash investment.
Fund Origin Nigeria. Immediately i receive your details i will inform her
and
feed you with her arrangements.
Please reply to my private email box mark_fred00@yahoo.de.
Anticipating your immediate reply.
Best regards
Barrister mark fred
(Legal Director)

Bottom line if you ever get any email like this forward it to these wonderful folks here

Don't be a victim!

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